Tuesday, 25 August 2009

My brain needs a defrag

I woke up to find that this lovely lady will let me have one of her precious books after I enquired whether it is read worthy or not. I guess this means it is. Or, she's just pawning some of her unwanted stuff off on me. But I'm ok with that.

Something I'm not ok with is knowing that when Alanis Morrisette sang this little gem of a line:
"...is she perverted like me, would she go down on you in a theatre"
she sang it to and about Dave Coulier.
Yes, that is "Uncle Joey" from "Full house" which I watched religiously everyday after school when I was nine.

This information is really causing me some anxiety here, and there is no apparent reason for my brain to, completely out of nowhere bring this very disturbing information to my attention, especially since I've gone to extensive lengths trying to forget.

Ok, maybe not really "extensive lengths"...
Actually probably no real conscious effort on my behalf has been made to forget said information but that doesn't change the fact that I was still pretty happy having it stowed away somewhere in the murkier depths of my subconscious, leaving it to cob webby canoodling with grade nine maths and an incident in a tent when I was 15.

The thing that really gets me is that because of this Dave Coulier bullshit I'll probably forget something else, something way more important.
Like turning the stove off or taking the bullets out of the gun before fiancé and I joke-play Russian roulette.
And seriously, I'm not super excited by that idea.


ladytruth said...

Ugh no, really? Uncle Joey? I never knew that. Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall to get the image of Full House porn out of my brain.

Anyway: thanks for the comment on my blog! I'm already liking what I've read so far on yours as well :)

THEVOICE said...

haha your blogs crack me up eww i'm more of an uncle jesse kind of girl so thats the only person i'd like to think about in any kind of naked theater plot twist lol haha

Josefine said...

ladytruth - yes, full house porn for most of us is of the "less wanted" category. And I'm not really sure I can ever look at Alanis Morrisette the same way ever again.

THEVOICE - thank you, that warms my cold Swedish heart to hear! Hmmm, uncle Jesse, whatever happened to him anyway?